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acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

alisieck:

When you play a video game with really good graphics

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sharoncarter:

snazziest:

whats the raddest aircraft

the hellacopter

I’VE NEVER REBLOGGED ANYTHING SO FAST IN MY LIFE

unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

cudl:

monstror:

reidsass:

friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for a reason!! which is important to them!! so please do not call them out or be rude about it!!

Who the heck cares

people with eating disorders and allergies and health problems and anxiety care

well-fuck-you-guys:

meladoodle:

bombing:

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates

bombing

pemsylvania

bewbin

Well fuck you guys

Meladoodle

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

motherofqueers:

tamarma:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot

lambhorns:

idk

9rimes:

ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.

go to Settings 
go to General 
go to Accessibility (sixth option down)
the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.
open your notes or a messages i dont  fucking care but open an app and type the emoji
highlight the emoji and select Speak
listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer” 
sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever
DEBATE OVER *mic drop*

9rimes:

ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.

  1. go to Settings
  2. go to General
  3. go to Accessibility (sixth option down)
  4. the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.
  5. open your notes or a messages i dont fucking care but open an app and type the emoji
  6. highlight the emoji and select Speak
  7. listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer”
  8. sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever

DEBATE OVER *mic drop*

allanimeistrash:

spongebob really understood this whole gender thing on a deeper level

allanimeistrash:

spongebob really understood this whole gender thing on a deeper level

Track: I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

Artist: I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

Album: I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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